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Reason #4: Your first five minutes don't taste good

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Reason #4: Your first five minutes don't taste good

[6 REASONS YOUR BOOKS AREN'T SELLING--and how Universal Fantasy can help]

Theodora Taylor
Oct 26, 2021
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Reason #4: Your first five minutes don't taste good

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Reason #1: Your Cover isn't F-able

Reason #2: Your Blurb is DRY

Reason #3: Your Characters Aren't Yummy

Confession.

I’m a DNF’er for a few reasons:

I’ve got a super-short attention span. If a piece of entertainment doesn’t immediately grab me, my mind flutters away to other things.

I’m an early riser. Books and shows that fail to compel me put me to sleep after 2 pm.

And then there’s the biggest reason of all: I’m a compulsive finisher. Once I’m in, I’m all in

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