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Real Housewives and Keep ‘Em Triangulated Butter

Real Housewives and Keep ‘Em Triangulated Butter

The last--but not all--of the Emily in Paris butter

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Theodora Taylor
Feb 10, 2023
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Heyo, this is our last big post for Emily in Paris before we get into our series conclusion about how to avoid the pitfalls of EiP butter.

Today, we’ll be talking about two of Emily’s main butters, which I’m calling Real Housewives and the Revolving Love Triangle.

The latter is completely intentional—the former, maybe not so much so. But there are lessons to be taken from both.

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