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Perfect Teens

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Theodora Taylor
Oct 16, 2022
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Perfect Teens

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My daughter became an official teenager this summer, and you know what haunts me?

Those darn Perfect Teens from Sweet Magnolia.

I mean look at them….

Sure, they get in car crashes and make hot-headed mistakes.

But they always say please and thank you, volunteer happily, never huff and puff, and keep immaculately clean rooms.

They only talk back to their par…

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