Perfect Teens

Universal Fantasy Dictionary Entry

My daughter became an official teenager this summer, and you know what haunts me?

Those darn Perfect Teens from Sweet Magnolia.

I mean look at them….

Sure, they get in car crashes and make hot-headed mistakes.

But they always say please and thank you, volunteer happily, never huff and puff, and keep immaculately clean rooms.

They only talk back to their par…